The Legacy Whisperer T-shirt

“If It Works, Don’t Touch It!” Sometimes the best code is the untouched code. Don’t break what’s beautiful! Wear this mantra like battle armor on deployment day. For the developer who’s seen enough late-night bug hunts, this shirt says what every coder is secretly thinking. Plug in, stand back, and let your working code shine. Because if it ain’t broke, you’re already ahead.